The Hunt For A Man Is Off!

[gness]

Because I am a tad under the weather the daughter came home early to look after me and cheer me up.

She has the adjoining bedroom...I wish now I had put her in the shed... :-(

Bringing morning tea she said......Mum...if you go into my room and wonder why the three pictures on the wall are now on the floor it's because your snoring is so spectacular you were making the pictures rattle. I put the pillow over my head but I could still hear you and the pictures...I think I will enter you in the Guinness Book of Records.

So that's romance up the spout....who wants to sleep with a wall shaking woman?

I am leaving everything to a cat's home....bloody children!.....:-(

[gness]

Helly!!! I'm only poorly you know.....not living in Skeggy......☺☺

My name is a nod to my love of a black drink.....xx

[shoota]

She couldn't fit the u in.....

[Tilly2]

No point in joining in this thread if best answer has been given. I can't beat that one.

[DTCwordfan]

She doesn't need a jack-hammer and with a man who has the same trait, they'll collapse all the buildings in the neighbourhood.

[TWR]

lol lol that happens when I have too much Brandy Gness, Merry Exmas to you, don't get drunk lol x