Is There Anyone On Here

[Purple_Popple]

that never learned or can't ride a bicycle ? I was 9 y/o, took me ages to learn to balance etc, but never had stabilizers at the time either, so just started at the top of my road outside my house and rolled down to the bottom, hit the tree at the bottom several times ! But all great fun...

[tamborine]

travails are so much easier if ur plugged into the MP3, swigging from hip flask, fag ash blowing in't wind and pockets of cashews, over dykes/motorways/canal thru woods, across fields, over fallen trees, up/down steep hills, past deer/foxes/rabbits/wildlife without disturbing them and cows/sheep/pigs undisturbed. If I fall asleep with drink or boredom I know I will be bucked off at home by my trusted steed ;)