Jokes to go with punchlines

[shybearuk]

So what are the jokes that precede these punchlines? I know a couple, but some of them are a mystery to me, so any chance of giving us the rest?

[gilf]

"Did you hear about Roy Castle, he's only got 6 weeks to live," and the second "Do you sell wasps ? No."

[shybearuk]

Thanks gilf :) Very funny.
Two down, several to go...

[PaulB]

Hey shybearuk
The punchline that Mortartube wrote (If you help me find my truck, we'll drive out) is an excellent, funny joke but too rude to post on here. Gimme a shout and I'll email it to you :oP
I'm back by the way YAY :o)

[shybearuk]

Welcome back, PaulB That's one of the ones I know, and you're right, it's FAR too rude for on here. I'm blushing at the very prospect!

[PaulB]

Oh and did you join in the chat on sunday shybear?

[shybearuk]

I did, but only fleetingly. My partner called me in a state of some distress, so I had to do my technical support bit. Hopefully this Sunday should be a bit more settled :o)

[PaulB]

Cool. I should be involved this Sunday with a bit of luck :o)

[shybearuk]

If I'm not about, I'll be around on and off throughout the week/weekend, on either Yahoo or MSN messengers. If anyone fancies a chat any time before Sunday, they can mail me via the Answerbok group, and we can get a chat going

[answerbok]

How many hairs in a cat's tail? - None they're all on the outside.
How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi' Jam in.
Horse goes into a pub, barman says, 'why the long face?'
Shakespeare goes into a pub. Barman says, 'Get out - yer bard
2 baby seals walk in to a club.. no punchline on this one, except for the seals. :-(

[pezza.......]

A very long joke about an indian with a good memory. If you really want to know just ask.....

[coggles]

Joan Collins woke up one morning, turned over and there was an elephant lying next to her. 'Oh my God!' she exclaims, 'An elephant! - I must have been tight last night......'

[Ewood27]

"Infamy! Infamy! ...... " (Caligula, Carry On Caesar)

[coggles]

For some reason I can't post the punchline in 'punchlines' but I think you get the idea...!

[andjac]

what do you call a pig with a spade up its bottom?

[David H]

The wasp one is 'A man goes into a pet shop and asks to buy a wasp'. When told they don't sell them he said 'Well you've got two in the window'.

[FTVS]

A white horse walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager. The Barman says "Funny I thought you'd be a whisky drinker" The horse enquires as to why that is and barman explains say" Well there's one named after you". The horse looks up in surprise and says"What, Dobbin?"

[emandvee]

......and the wax fell out of his ears!!!!!

[quattro]

A small red indian boy asks his father one day "How do we get our names" "Well son when the squaw gives birth it is the custom for the father to go outside the wigwam and name the child after the first thing he sees like Passing Cloud ,Running Water ,Bald Eagle why do you ask Two...........?