I Am A Figment Of Your Collective Imaginations ...

[sunny-dave]

... according to the 'ee' mobile phone company I don't exist.

I want a new phone, I submitted an application.

A nice young lady rang me back to tell me that I had passed the credit test, but failed the identity check - "We are unable to verify that you exist".

"But I have a passport, driving licence, bank accounts, credit cards and have lived at my current house for over 20 years"

"Sorry - the computer says you don't exist and that's that - no phone".


I apparently have the option of going into an 'ee' shop and seeing if I can convince them ... but she couldn't/wouldn't tell me how I might achieve this. Any ideas?

[Zacs-Master]

Refuse to pay your phone bill. Puff! You will appear, Genie like, from the netherworld (or 'Dewsbury' as it's sometimes called)

[sunny-dave]

oo yoo callin' a puff ... outside mate, now :+)

[Zacs-Master]

Oooh, some people are SO sensitive 8-)