Aston Villa [2]

[cupid04]

Q] Why did God make Aston Villa supporters smelly?

A] So blind people could laugh at them too.


Q] Why do Aston Villa blokes drink from a saucer?

A] Because the cup's always in Manchester!


Q] What do you call 5 Aston Villa fans standing ear to ear?

A] A wind tunnel.

[berniecuddles]

lol

[tonyav]

Gawd, I'll get ya back for this, ya little minx[i].

[Grandma_Yiddo]

You are wicked, witty but wicked.

[cupid04]

Have you looked at related posts, toneee? lol!

[tonyav]

Yes I have, and I hadn't forgotten about it either !.

[DTCwordfan]

Apparently, Paul Lambert offered to send the Villa squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

[berniecuddles]

^^lol^^

[smartowl]

There's been a break-in at Villa's ground. Thieves broke into the trophy room.
Police are looking for two men carrying a rolled up carpet!

[cupid04]

I'm not laughing, don't want to upset tone again, lol!

[smartowl]

I shouldn't really tell football jokes, the owl in smartowl is football related!

[tonyav]

Ah a minor league club fan !.

[smartowl]

We'll be back!