Assisted Dying, Here's Where It...
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Romance
He: “Would you like to dance?”
She: “Not with you.”
He: “Oh, come on; lower your standards a little. I did.”
A woman gets up, opens the curtains, takes the cover off the parrot's cage, makes coffee, and smokes a cigarette.
The phone rings.
It's her fiancée saying he's coming over.
She snubs out the cigarette, pulls the curtains, unplugs the coffee pot, puts the cover back on the parrot's cage, and gets back into bed.
From under cover, the parrot mutters, "Well that was a short day!"
A young woman and young man were at the beach one moonlit night.
They were lying there looking at the night sky in each other's arms.
The young man looked over and asked the young lady, "If you could be on any planet up there, just you and I, which one would you want it to be?"
The young woman lies there for a minute staring up and thinks and then replies, "I think it would be Venus, it sounds like a place of romance."
She then turns to him and asks him the same question.
He lies there and with a sly smile replies, "Uranus."
What is the definition of "Burning Love"?
It’s when you reach out for the Vaseline and pick up Vicks VapoRub by mistake.
She: “Not with you.”
He: “Oh, come on; lower your standards a little. I did.”
A woman gets up, opens the curtains, takes the cover off the parrot's cage, makes coffee, and smokes a cigarette.
The phone rings.
It's her fiancée saying he's coming over.
She snubs out the cigarette, pulls the curtains, unplugs the coffee pot, puts the cover back on the parrot's cage, and gets back into bed.
From under cover, the parrot mutters, "Well that was a short day!"
A young woman and young man were at the beach one moonlit night.
They were lying there looking at the night sky in each other's arms.
The young man looked over and asked the young lady, "If you could be on any planet up there, just you and I, which one would you want it to be?"
The young woman lies there for a minute staring up and thinks and then replies, "I think it would be Venus, it sounds like a place of romance."
She then turns to him and asks him the same question.
He lies there and with a sly smile replies, "Uranus."
What is the definition of "Burning Love"?
It’s when you reach out for the Vaseline and pick up Vicks VapoRub by mistake.
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