Ouch!

[mushroom25]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/09/crazy-objects-stuck-in-bottom-x-ray-man-gets-bottle-stuck-in-anus-4256511/

the injured party clearly has no idea - suggestions anyone?

[McMouse]

Lost his bottle eh!

[pixie373]

F f s!

[whiskeryron]

// someone somewhere will try to go one better with a magnum //

Are you referring to an ice cream on a stick or a large bottle of Champagne or even a large well known hand gun ?

WR.

[aelmpvw]

trying it with a handgun would be just silly ...

[anneasquith]

is that a bottle of stella ?

[browntrout]

Once had a female trainee doctor who wondered what it must be like to be catheterised. so she did a do-it-yourself jobby with a brooch pin. pity she didn't notice the barb. she eventually qualified and could be at a hospital near you.

[puddle-duck]

Good grief, some funny folk about.