I Was Going To Put This In 'news'

[sunny-dave]

... but it seemed a tad trivial.

Off His Trolley?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/07/off-his-trolley-man-sentenced-after-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-buffet-cart-4253357/

"However, he was taken off the sex offenders’ register because the sexual element of the case was not deemed to be significant"

[woofgang]

pehaps he should be put on the stupid people register?

[sandyRoe]

I hope they didn't continue to offer what was on the trolley to the other passengers.

[EcclesCake]

Takes getting trollied to a new level!

[shoota]

Well they do make 'hostess' trolleys don't they?

[cecil39]

The trouble is you see, is that God gave men this lovely little toy to play with, but forgot to put any controls on it.

[jno]

it's true, cecil, trolleys go easily out of control

[flump1]

OMG Poor trolley.

[wolf63]

The guy must have been totally off his head with booze to have tried that. Are sheep not allowed on trains?

A bit of me feels sorry for the guy - he is never going to be allowed to forget this incident.

I like Cecils comment about controls on man's best friend.

[Svejk]

I had a crush on a dumb waiter, once.

[cupid04]

When my O H was on security years ago there were quite a few lesbians and he saw one of them get amorous with a bus shelter, lol! It's true I tell you!

[shoota]

Was it a number 69 Cupes?

[cupid04]

Could have been shoota, lol! x

[cupid04]

I think svejk should get best answer!

[sunny-dave]

Yes indeed, Cupes :+)

[Svejk]

Omg. I can't believe it.
Thank-you Dave.
And Cupid. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx etc.