We're All Doomed, Again! Not Quite.

[Spoonboy]

As my previous post seemed to hit a nerve with some people, who can tell me what the *ahem* smallest killer is?

A Greater spotted Platinum Spoony for the one, in my mind, gives the funniest answer. No prizes for pedantry.

Have fun everyone,


Spoony xx

[ferlew]

Death by dwarf?

[ferlew]

Ooo Ooo killer ants.

[gness]

I'm not very big....☻

[ferlew]

Poor wee soul.

[choux]

Bacterium

(I must be pedantic to use the singular form of the noun)

[jim360]

The Higgs boson, since apparently the Universe might end because of its weird and wonderful properties. Or, as is slightly more likely, not.

[Psybbo]

WASP!!!

[ferlew]

Fire ants.

[boxtops]

The common cold virus....

[jim360]

Life, or viruses, or gamma radiation.

Defintitely gamma radiation, since the photon has size zero and you can't get smaller than that.

[ferlew]

MRSA?

[DrFilth]

a mouse

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/mouse-kills-man-after-being-6453511

[Sipowicz]

How tall are you Spoony? I've lost the will to live!

[anneasquith]

jimmy crankie

[jno]

hippo... small hippo. They kill more people than lions.

[shinymanone]

a prawn, with a machete?

[mallyh]

following on from shinymanone a shrimp with a machine gun

[Spoonboy]

Thank you everyone, a PSA for shinymanone for taking it as it should be.