Thank You Steve Wright

marval | 17:58 Wed 15th Jan 2014 | Jokes

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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”

“I'm writing a book. I'm almost finished. I numbered the pages. Now all I have to do is fill them in.”

“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”

“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”

“I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.”

“I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.”

“I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.”

“Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.”

“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.”