Pay Rise

McMouse | 10:03 Wed 22nd Jan 2014 | Jokes

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you."
”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”