Theatre Seats For Seniors

[McMouse]

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man didn't budge.


The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.


The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"



"Fred," the old man moaned.



"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied...


... "The balcony."

[Sqad]

LOL.....excellent.

[berniecuddles]

oldie but goldie LOL

[grasscarp]

Dammit McMouse, I clicked on this thinking maybe there are cheap theatre seats for seniors :o(

[marval]

lol

[cupid04]

Lol, lol, lol, wasn't expecting that!

[excelsior-1]

i 'fell' for that one too

very very good

[leahbee]

I like that one.I will be telling it at the next family party.