First, I've finally remembered the password to my Government Gateway account, which enabled me to get hold of the username to go with it. I've therefore been able to submit my tax return with just one day to spare (before the automatic £100 fine cut in). So that accounts for the first bottle of Courage Director's now on my desk.
I have far more faith in paper and ink, Tambo, than I will ever have in digital systems. (Unfortunately I have rather less faith in my 'filing system' though!)
;-)