It's Gnome Joke.....

[cupid04]

Alternative films and tv.

Gnome alone

ET phone gnome

Sherlock gnomes

Gnome and away

Mad Max: Beyond the thunder gnome.

Alternatives to music.

Gnoming me, gnoming you

Gnome woman, gnome cry

Country roads take me gnome

The rolling gnomes

[Wharton]

Are you ok cupid pal?

[cupid04]

They're specially for Mr. Ed!!

[Wharton]

I don't gnow Mr Ed, he might be a pure unadulterated for all I gnow.

[AndiFlatland]

"They tried to make me to go to rehab, but I said gnome, gnome, gnome..."

"Gnomore Mr Nice Guy"

"My Old Piagnome" (by Diagnome Ross)

"I Just Don't Gnome What To Do With My Elf" (by Dusty Spritefield)

"GnoMy God, I can't believe it, I've never been this far away from Gnome"

[roger]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste !

[AndiFlatland]

Well, Roger, I've been doing it all my life, and I still seem to have plenty left!

[jno]

did any of those star Elves Presley?

[sandyRoe]

And then there's the Harry Lauder song, Gnoming in the gloaming. What's that about, then?

[AndiFlatland]

SandyRoe: I think with something going back that far, you must be OldGeezer under a gnome-de-plume!

[marval]

Does he have a Gnome on the Range?
Is he gnomesome tonight?

[AndiFlatland]

"If You Don't GnoMe By Now" by Harold Melvin and the BlueGnomes

"GnoMilk Today" by Hermes Hermits

"Telflephone Line" by ELO featuring Jeff GobLynne

"L.I.F.E.G.N.O.M.E.S.O.N." by Gnomah and the Whale

"Where The Streets Have Gnome Name" by U2 featuring BoGnome

[guilliebrougues]

show me the way to go gnome. I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

[DTCwordfan]

Thanks to J.K.Rowling

“Ed AB Good," he said, extending a hand to The Builder. "My daughter and I live over the hill, so kind of the Trolls to invite us. I think you know my Queenie?" he added to VivandRon.
"Yes" said Ron. "Isn't she with you?"
"She lingered in that charming little garden to say hello to the gnomes, such a glorious infestation! How few Cazzie wizards realize just how much we can learn from the wise little gnomes — or, to give then their correct names, the Gernumbli gardensi."
"Ours do know a lot of excellent swear words, it's that Pixie" said Ron, "but I think Sqad and Baldric taught them those.”

[pixie373]

:-)

[AndiFlatland]

And then, for those with really long memories (but nowhere near as long as SandyRoe's), there's the great Flanders And Swann song...

"I'm A G-Nome - a G-Nother G-Nome!"