Toaster Hero.

[carrust]

Our Duralit toaster kept tripping out the fuse board. I've stripped it down & found a piece of bread touching the element. It was so carbonized it had turned into a conductor.

[penelope2]

Orchestra conductor, bus conductor???

[carrust]

Lightening:-)

[bookbinder]

You don't clean your toaster very often, then?

[redman41]

You deserve a Beer carrust ! John Smiths ???? lol lol

[jno]

could you carbon-date it? Or is that only when dates fall in?

[carrust]

I'm on the Thornbridge at the moment Redman. I given a case for Xmas, Thursday night is Jaipur night. :-)

[redman41]

Now you're talking carrust !
Top class Beer !!
Had a few Pints of it last week in the 'White Horse', Harborne (Brum)

[mjwman]

Love it! Answer first question later! :)

[Hopkirk]

Lightening is what toothpaste does.