Just A Few Laughs

[marval]

A book just fell on my head.
I've only got myshelf to blame.

I put some body spray on last night, but I only managed to pull Anne Robinson.
It must have been the weakest Lynx.


My best mate is called Tiba.
Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards.


I made a Staggering discovery the other day.
You get home from the pub a lot slower that way.


Did you hear about the Taxidermist who was mugged?
He fought off his attacker with his bear hands.


I was only young when I learned to count.
It was odd at first, even then.


My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday.
I couldn't find the words to thank them.


An unnamed weatherman has reacted angrily to being sacked because he always gives cold gloomy forecasts.
No more mist and ice guy.


What's a riot?
Three dyslexics.

[cupid04]

Lol! First one's best!

[jim360]

The weatherman one though...

[sandyRoe]

...bear hands. :-)

[excelsior-1]

excellent