Testicles.....why Do They Get Called Knackers

chickensrock | 20:45 Tue 11th Feb 2014 | Body & Soul

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Mojo-Jo-Jo

It's an old word for castanets apparently

stewey

If you are frantically pointing at them when you ask that question, it is a gesticular regarding the testicular

DTCwordfan

How particular, this question so testicular,
It all seems rather extracurricular.
All I know is that this is certainly singular,
the host hanging on the perpendicular.
Testiculars dangling like two peninsulars,
always in motion, one could say vehicular,
driving the sticky flows intercellular.
Just keep everything so regular and not crepuscular,
your woman to be happy with your manly muscular.

Peter Pedant

because from their location - you think they should be called knockers ?

stewey

Jeez, DTCwordfan. I've never heard of a university that offers a double major in anatomy and poetry:)

seadogg

Without the little vesicles
What use the testicles?
Or in the vernacular
The Knacular?

stewey

Before someone breaks out into the lines"funiculì, funiculà!
funiculì, funiculà!, I'm going for a couple of beers...Cheers:)

TTG

Because if you get kicked in them, you're knackered.

DTCwordfan

There was an old man from Gosham,
who took out his balls to wash ’em,
his wife said “Jack!,
if you don’t put ‘em back,
I’ll stand on the f..kers and knacker ’em!”

seadogg

Seem to remember the last line as
"I'll put 'em in the mangle and squasham"

always remember,
Knacker laquer
Adds lustre to your cluster!

DTCwordfan

Bardic licence, seadogg.....OP's titular....

seadogg

Granted to a true bard!