the young alba (20) sneezed into his g/f's hand, (no euphemism, honest)
she's got the most infectious laugh and found myself chuckling stoopindly too.
When I found out what set her off, told the young alba he was disgusting,
no question, just sharing a lot of snotty giggles from chez alba :-D
My younger bro-in-law reached for his other half's hand whilst out walking. She thought 'how romantic' and offered her hand: he pulled it towards his backside and let rip in it (by the way, he's Australian so not that surprising).
I did mention to the g/f this morning that growing up is optional, she told me her mum has told her to start acting her age. Nah, life happens outside the front door, inside it, it gets dealt with :-D x