Two blokes at the bar discussing their girlfriends...........
'My Amy is a bit of an airhead' the first bloke says. 'She's just bought a car and she can't even drive.' 'You think that's bad?' his mate replies laughing.
'My girlfriend has just gone to Greece on a girlie holiday with her mates. She took a bumper pack of condoms - and she doesn't even have a willy.'