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A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a couple could have an evening out.
At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbour, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there.
The young man brusquely replied, "No."
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mum, but he won't let me go home!"
Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mum was washing his hair.
She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."
Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."
A little Girl says to her friend: "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download."
An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said,
"I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales."
The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied.
"Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son."
At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbour, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there.
The young man brusquely replied, "No."
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mum, but he won't let me go home!"
Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mum was washing his hair.
She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."
Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."
A little Girl says to her friend: "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download."
An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said,
"I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales."
The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied.
"Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son."
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