Rubbing Salt In...

[gness]

Last month I couldn't top up my mobile...whatever I did Tesco wouldn't let it top up.

To compensate while they sorted it they gave me £9 of free credit. I have just had a text from Tesco saying as I have topped up by £20 I have £40 of free credit to use in the next month. I haven't topped up at all....they did this before but I wasn't complaining then....now however...

I'm so deaf I can't use the mobile for calls and I'll never spend that much on texts.....ahhh well.....☺

[shoota]

Txtez moi.


I said, 'TXTEZ MOI.'

[gness]

I will if you can read my texts.....the daughter sent me one yesterday asking how I was....I replied...

Fine, just annoyingly dead.....x

She checked this morning.... :-(

[albaqwerty]

you didn't borrow Minty's predictive thingy did you gness?

am so glad you're not dead, want and need you around for a heckuva long time y'know x

[gness]

Hi, Flirty....mine does predictive thingy and I forget to check what I send.

Phoned becomes sinned....that's fun...x

[albaqwerty]

omg (I can't believe I typed that!)

I've just sinned the doctor about my last script, would make interesting reading :-D x

[gness]

My best was waiting for Ma's priest to phone me....sent texts to the family saying...The priest has sinned at last.....☺

[albaqwerty]

LOL

LOL

oooh, I didn't like to ask! x

[shoota]

STILL WAITING.....

[wimp]

Glad your not dead gness! Need you on here to keep others in their place!!xx

[gness]

Bit longer, Shoota......just had a small accident with a tin of paint.. :-(

Nice to see you, Wimp.....xx

[albaqwerty]

It's the threat of her chainsaw wot does that wimp :-D x

I still don't know whether it's petrol or electric though....

[albaqwerty]

you haven't painted your new stair carpet I hope?

[gness]

It was electric, Alba.....but you wanted the cable....so I cut it off for you..☺

Off to find turps now....x

[Psybbo]

Who is Turps, strange people on here?

[gness]

No....thankfully the old carpet is still down.....x

[shoota]

Shag pile?

[SlackAlice]

You still painting the stairs? Thats about two weeks now ☺☺☺

[SlackAlice]

shoota,

No, felt underlay!

[gness]

Behave you two!!! Stopped to do the bathroom before the blind man came and to have some fun....back to the stairs now.....☺

You're not kidding, Psybs....x

[jim360]

Here's wishing you a speedy recovery. Also try not to use too much salt. :)