Punography

[maggiebee]

I tried to catch some fog. I mist

When chemists die, they barium

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it

This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery

I didn’t like my beard at first then it grew on me

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

Broken pencils are pointless

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me

[BlueToffee]

Are you Tim Vine in disguise maggiebee?

Like 'em though

[marval]

Thank you maggie, some good ones there.