Joke, Kid On His Bike.
On Christmas morning a policeman on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him pulls up a kid on his shiny new bike. The policeman says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yes."
The policeman processed to tick the lad off "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."
As kid begins to ride off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humouring the kid, the policeman says, "Yes, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."