Family Chuckles

[albaqwerty]

SEX AT 73

I just took a
leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can
have sex at 73.
I'm so happy, because I live at
number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home
afterwards.
And
it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have
to cross the road!
~~~~~

Answering machine
message,
"I am not available right now,
but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making
some changes in my life.
Please leave a message
after the beep.
If I do not return your
call,
you are one of the
changes."
~~~~~
My wife and I had
words, but I didn't get to use
mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to
find your glasses without your
glasses.

~~~~~
Blessed are those who can
give without remembering
and take without
forgetting.

~~~~~
The
irony of life is that,
by the time you're old
enough to know your way around,
you're not going
anywhere.
~~~~~

God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
~~~~~


~~~~~
Every
morning is the dawn of a new
error.

[cupid04]

Lol, like them all especially the penultimate one...

[excelsior-1]

nice ones

[marval]

I like them

[zebo]

Frustration is spending time looking for your glasses without your glasses then realising they're on the top of your head.
I have been known to have a pair on my nose and another pair on my head.

[excelsior-1]

i bet you made a spectacle of yourself, zebo

[askyourgran]

Lol sex at 73. nearly there!

[Old_Geezer]

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Tell me about it. Knock them off the bedside table and they can't be seen and you dare not get up and put your claud hoppers on them.

Oh and yes, when the eyesight gets so bad it's easy to push them up to squint at the small print you get used to the feeling of them being up there. But the mystery is why you think you can feel them there when you have actually put them somewhere else, and end up scrabbling for non-existent specs on your head !

[tonyav]

Like e'm ah wench except fot the last but one lol.

[zebo]

Excelsior, frequently! Nearly as much as when I left my shoes next to the petrol pump when I stopped for petrol!