Oh dear - more hate bait from the Mail.
The entire purpose of this feature is to put this woman in the same category as that ludicrous Samantha (I'm so beautiful!) Brick category- we all get chance to poke fun and sneer, and nudge our friends, and say 'Not with yours ...' and similar responses.
It's not news, it's not journalism, it's attention-seeking from a deluded woman who thinks media exposure of this type is going to enhance her life in some way.
Frankly, if she told me the day of the week had a 'y' in it, I'd check a calander!