Why Is It? ......

[Ann]

Why is it ................

That the very day you decide to "slob out" with no make up on and wearing old jeans - a houseproud, stylish, much older friend decides to pop in and see you! GRRR! ;)

After trying hard and succeeding to get an emergency appointment at the doctors for that niggling pain you have had for more than a week, you find it has mysteriously disappeared when you wake up the morning you are due to go!

The TV behaves beautifully after calling in an engineer to fix a fault he can't find!

All this happened to me recently - any more happened to you..............?

[society]

you have a track record :)

[gness]

Ooooo....charmer.......xx

[gness]

I have a track record??? You should see hers!

[lady-janine]

it's okay shoota if the oven is not big enough i have a kiln.

[shoota]

So I've heard Lady, so I've heard.....

[pixie373]

My hair always looks it's best on the one day a year I'm about to go to a hairdresser appointment.

[aelmpvw]

i take the cordless phone with me when i'm going to the loo and it's never rang but on the odd occasion i forget to take it ...

[Ann]

Why someone rings for a chat just as you are leaving the house.

Why someone calls unexpectedly when your house is in need of a tidy and clean? and after cleaning it .... nobody ever sees it in a nice clean state!

Why a trusted cake recipe never works when you are baking it for someone else.

Why your town is clogged with traffic when you are rushing for an appointment.

Why traffic lights always turn red just as you approach them.

Why people buy you your favourite chocolate when you are on a strict diet!

[excelsior-1]

every time my mother phones me - i happen to be in the bath

[Ann]

Why do you somehow receive a lot of flowers all at once when for weeks you haven't had any flowers at all in your home?

Why do you always blink when a photo is being taken?

Why is there a power cut while you are watching your favourite TV programme?