Mr O knows he would face a slow and agonizing death if he ever referred to me as "the wife".
One thing that makes me wince is when I am speaking to the wife of one of my friends and she calls me "presh"
The one thing that really gets me annoyed is when I am at the hospital and some 12 year old doctor introduces himself as Dr Whatever and then calls me by my first name. I think that is really disrespectful and I always pull them up about it.