New Pepsi
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives a new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi have announced their intent to market the product under the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Also, news today that more money is being spent on Viagra and breast implants today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.