Wharton.

[cupid04]

During a wild weekend in Glasgow with the lads, Wharton declares: 'I'm going to wear a kilt out clubbing tonight.' The others laugh but Wharton insists embracing the traditional costume will get him lots of female attention. That night, Wharton's kilts swishes around his bare knees as they swagger into the club. Immediately a beautiful woman sways up to him. 'Hey handsome,' she says with a wink. 'Is there anything worn under that kilt?' 'Oh no,' Wharton declares hastily. 'It's all in perfect working order.'

[shoota]

'Wharton' and 'perfect working order' just do not belong together.....

[pixie373]

Lol!

[lady-janine]

is this jealousy on your part shoota?

[pixie373]

I'm wondering how shoota knows...

[mrs_overall]

I guess we need a female volunteer...and it isn't me!

looks pointedly at ladyj

[heathfield]

"Oh! It's gruesome"
"Put your hand up my kilt. You'll find it's grew some more!"

[marval]

lol

[Wharton]

I've only just seen this so.....

I gave a young female hitch-hiker a lift one night. During the conversation she let it be known that she was a witch. Jokingly I said "Can you turn people into things"? She put her hand up my kilt and I turned into a lay-by.

shoota lad - coconuts tae you :-)

[cupid04]

Hope I'm forgiven pal. x

[Wharton]

Of course you are cupid pal, my wee magic English rose can do no wrong :-) xx

[shoota]

Are you still a lay-by Warty or have you turned into a full blown car park by now?

[Wharton]

What would a villager know about car parks?