An Englishman, Irishman And Scotsman...

[ummmm]

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are all stranded on an island. They’ve been there for years, when one day the Englishman finds a lamp buried in the sand. He starts to polish it and out pops a genie.
Oh thank you master says the genie, I will grant you all one wish! The Englishman says…Oh how I’d love to be at Lords sipping a Gin and Tonic, watching the cricket.
Big flash, cloud of smoke and he’s gone! The Scotsman says…see you jimmy,I wish I was at Hampden Park with a few mates watching the football. Big flash , cloud of smoke and he’s gone! The Irishman says “Bejesus its gonna be awful lonely here without them, can you bring them back”???? haha

[marval]

lol

[albaqwerty]

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[berniecuddles]

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