Sorry folks, I can't stay.
For some reason, instead of opening a door, Youngest Junior Overall walked into it and is now bleeding profusely down the last of this weeks clean school uniform
Hans - you could change minty's nationality to being Welsh or Irish - English may be a step too far. I've banged on that you are Danish, of bacon fame, Little Mermaids and Hans-Christian Andersen extraction......where are you based in Denmark - one of my fav hotels in the world is over with you, the Falsled Kro not far from Odense.
Perhaps I had better change my Avatar because I am unable to change my name which is Danish. However, I am British by birth and,as of present, resident in the UK.