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Aww, that's a nice thought, grassy ... but I really don't think so. No one would be jealous of my life.
I don't have a family, and I never will. I'd like to have children, but I'm too old, so that's not going to happen.
I have Olive come in, because I'm hopeless at domestic stuff. How to be a domestic goddess? Just do the opposite of me!
I love my boyfriend, but he lives in Switzerland, so we're never going to be a proper "couple", and it's hard to see any long term prospects. So, I'm a lonely 47 year old.
I don't have a family to drain my income, so I spend my money on myself ... eating out, drinking, gambling, and flying over to see my boyfriend. But honestly, no parent would want their child to end up like me. No structure, no future, no idea what next year will bring. It's a car crash of a life.
I do have fun, yes ... but it's a one way ticket to nowhere.
If anyone envies my life, they are probably the reincarnation of Jack Kerouac. In which case, they probably won't be awake at this time of the morning.