Local Cryptic 05/04/14

[alison43331]

Hi

Would really appreciate some assistance with the last few clues....

13D) You and me for tea? (5 LETTERS) SL??G

23D) How a dodgy false pony-tail should be secured (6 LETTERS) S?NE??

26A) Where the head of state has a bit of a moan? (5 LETTERS) ?A?O?

26D) It's fun, cobber! (5 LETTERS) ???R?

27D) Sort of syrup for a soft-hearted man (5 LETTERS) ???L?

28A) This thing isn't worth much (althogh it means a lot!) (3 LETTERS) F?R

29A) Their fruits can be eaten, with egg on! (6 LETTERS) ?L?N??

33A) Cilla, we're told is dangerous to sailors (6 LETTERS) S????H

Please explain answers

Thanks

[Frank97]

13d, Slang
26a, Samoa

[Frank97]

29a, Plants

[Mamyalynne]

33 Scylla

[Mamyalynne]

26d sport

[Frank97]

27d, Maple

[Frank97]

23d, Safely

[Frank97]

Oops, forgot the explanations!

[Mamyalynne]

Scylla (sea monster) Sounds like Cilla

Sport - Australian slang for mate/cobber

[Frank97]

13d, you and me - rhyming slang for tea
23a, Anagram - false + y pony tail
26d, Head of state S + A + MOA from moan
17d, P for soft inside male
29a, Fruits of the Egg plant