I Didnt Know God Had A Mobile Number

[piggynose]

i say this because i saw a nun yesterday using a mobile phone, who else would she be phoning?

[anneasquith]

her bookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,grand national bet. ?

[ummmm]

A friend, a family member, the doctors....could be anyone.

[RATTER15]

She was probably phoning her pimp to arrange for the next trick.

[stewey]

Perhaps she's a friend of Lady Janinie.

[berniecuddles]

lol @ stewey

[Ken4155]

Last time i phoned God i got his answerphone, saying, "The person you are trying to contact does not exist and is therefore unable to take your call."

[maggiebee]

Naughty Ken!!

[factor-fiction]

I once saw two nuns carrying snooker cues.

[Baldric]

What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Virgin Mobile!

[vulcan42]

She probably only used it once, I doubt it was a habit.

[maggiebee]

Surplice to requirements?

[Buenchico]

A possibility?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/busy-church-french-catholics-confess-phone/story?id=9997105

[ellsman]

Bit down Skip, we got our a$$e$$ grassed yesterday.

[ellsman]

OOps, wrong thread. Sorry all over the place.

[ellsman]

Apologies, wrong thread.

[jamall]

I recently watched Evan Almighty and I laughed my head off! This is the first thing came into my mind when I have read your post.