And The Puns Keep Coming

[marval]

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

A relief map shows where the restrooms are.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.

The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.

Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

[cupid04]

Lol to them all especially the penultimate one!

[excelsior-1]

oh lord! i have created a monster

[frugalfred]

It's an infectious disease called "punitis". There is no cure, no vaccine. A couple of undertakers of my acquaintance suffer from it; they named it "beri-beri".

[AB Editor]

Afternoon! If you use Pinterest you might want to have a look at these:

https://www.pinterest.com/theanswerbank/the-answerbank-puns/

[marval]

Thank you Ed, I have had a look.

[excelsior-1]

the executive lavatory is where the big knobs hang out