I'd Like, But I've Got ...

[joggerjayne]

Here's how it works ... so, for example ...

I'd like legs like Sophie Ellis Bextor ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Ellis-bextoratgay.jpg

But I've got legs like Chemmy Alcott ...

http://sport.bt.com/images/alcott-focuses-on-downhill-136387468950308302?v=140210121708

[boxtops]

I'm happy with what I've got, especially since I've lost a stone since January 1st.

[ChillDoubt]

I'd like the physique of Johnny Bravo.


Sadly, I have the same one as Homer Simpson.

[DTCwordfan]

For a woman who is 21, your hair is fine, gness.....none of this self-derision!

[DTCwordfan]

Now what were the odds on that, chill!

[gness]

Wait til my kids find out I'm 21, DT....☺

[Jeza]

My hair is very fine, when short it looks like I'm going bald. When long it looks like rats tails.........sigh.

[joggerjayne]

This is becoming the hair thread.

[Old_Geezer]

I'd like a life ...

But I've got an existence at best ...

[pixie373]

I'd like Simon Cowell's bank account.

[sunny-dave]

At least you can smile, pixie ...

[petal54]

my legs are not allowed out in public in anything other than trousers

[sandyRoe]

I'd like a 6 pack
But I've got a paunch

[gness]

I'd like a bathroom floor...

But I have a son with a flooring company..... :-(

[Psybbo]

I'd like to go back in time, knowing what I know now