Just For Fun - Wednesday

[mrs_overall]

Take a book title and change it slightly to incorporate a food.
I'll start the ball rolling with Steinbeck's classic book, Of Rice and Men.
Over to you lot.

[Fusion5]

Harry Potted Shrimp
50 Shades of Tripe

[choux]

No Old Squids For Miss Blandish
Our Man In Banana
To Kill a Mock Turtle
Madame Bovril
The Dairy of a Nobody
The Picture of John Dory Gray
A Bridge Roll Too Far
The Curacao Case of Benjamin Mutton
The Big Sheep
Not Microwaving But Browning
Truffles With My Aunt
Finian's Rainbow Trout

[marval]

The Children of the New Black Forest Cake

[Caribeing]

Salem's Shallot

[marval]

Picnic at Hanging Rocket Salad

[mrs_overall]

It has taken me ages to read through all these excellent answers and it was hard picking best answer, but this one by Baldric made me chuckle the most.

[McMouse]

I know this is a 'Wednesday' thread but I woke up this morning thinking of:-

"the Lunchpack of Notre Dame"

[zebo]

To complete the Bond marathon
Piefall
Quantum of Sausage

[Arksided]

smoke backed bacon to the future.