Depressingtime Of Year Because ...

[joggerjayne]

All the ski resorts are closing their lifts, because there's hardly any snow left.

:0(

On the plus side ... nearly time to start working on the bum tan.

Swings and roundabouts. So to speak.

[joggerjayne]

Also, if you're " having a look" in the gym changing room, you want the other women to think ... Mmm, nice tan ... rather than ... Whooah, Tippex girl !!

[Psybbo]

jj, there will be loads here offering to tan your bum :-)

[tonyav]

JJ, do a selfy of your butt, post it on here and I'll give you my considered opinion on whether it requires a good tanning !.

[jno]

Coronet Peak, that's Hobbit country, it'll make you feel tall. You can bungee jump nearby as well, which will actually lengthen you by several inches.

I used to have a nice bum tan but I can't really corkscrew my head round enough to see anymore. And I don't like to stop strangers in the street and ask them to report on it for me.

[Psybbo]

Tony, are you reading my mind or am I reading yours, very worrying whichever way

[tonyav]

LOL, she knows me to well.

[joggerjayne]

Maybe that's enough about bums.

[Psybbo]

Ending on a bum note, jj?

[boxtops]

Personally, I wouldn't go to the gym to compare bums, I'd go to exercise.

[tonyav]

Why is that, JJ ?.

[joggerjayne]

Boxy, you don't "compare" bums.

But if you've spent an hour working your butt, you want to see how it's looking.

[boxtops]

Can't you wait til you get home, to look?

[joggerjayne]

lol ... that's not how it works, boxy.

They have big mirrors at the gym, and ...

Gah, I'm going to feel really self conscious next time I do it.

[boxtops]

Selfie, jj, selfie :-)

[jno]

or even better an "art" study by a fellow worker outer.

[joggerjayne]

I'm not sure that cameras are encouraged in the changing rooms, lol