I Was Going To Kill Him But.....

gness | 13:27 Fri 25th Apr 2014 | ChatterBank

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For ninety years my mother has celebrated her birthday in November. When she went into care we discovered her birthday was in April.

I was away when my brother contacted me to say the staff were celebrating her birthday this month....he was sending a card...would I like him to send one on my behalf....Lovely, thoughtful brother...Yes please..but nothing mushy...Mum and I don't like each other so nice but blank cards have been the norm..... I should have know better.

I went into her room today to see my card propped up on her table.....

Mummy...it said....I love you because you cuddle me....you tickle me... you tuck me in....you are funny and we make pretty cakes together....but most of all because you are my mummy and I love you very much ♥♥♥♥♥

So I won't kill him....but my mind is working very hard on revenge.....☺

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A good few years ago, my father in law had to claim benefits having been made redundant. There was found to be a discrepancy about his date of birth which he had always believed to be in April. I telephoned Wicklow registrar to discover his date of birth was actually November (spooky) and that he was actually younger than he thought. The lady i spoke to said that if...

14:16 Fri 25th Apr 2014

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gness

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Trust you to think of that you devil!!!!! Though it will stop you playing that song if I am....☺☺☺

tonyav

Or maybe your age is totally wrong and you'll be 63 !.

gness

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Maybe I'm adopted and I'm 60!!!!

sunny-dave

60" is that?

[ dave runs off quite quickly ]

tonyav

Mmmmm, but you would have to repay your pension payments back though.

tonyav

59'', Dave. Tony runs off as well.

gness

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You've both forgotten my vital half inch....unless you mean round and not up and down....in which case you can't run fast enough!...☻

DTCwordfan

Chain saws at dawn for you two with the Irish-terror-gal.

Psybbo

Shillelaghs, DTC

DTCwordfan

A very good option, Psybbs - yes a shillelagh slam session.

gness

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Well, I suppose I could phone him in the early hours and play that to him, DTC.....☺

Dee Sa

you have my sympathy gness, I also never got on with my mother who told me when I was about three years old..... we never wanted you ...we wanted a boy ! so when recently the medium at the spooky [spiritualist] church told me she had contacted with my mother who looked like me [ not correct] and we spent lots of time together going out and shopping etc together[ never] I knew the guy was way off beam.

gness

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Morning, Dee....isn't that an awful thing to tell your child....my mother has done some dreadful things to me over the years....sometimes anonymously.. out of sheer nastiness but I hope when she does "pass over" she doesn't try contacting me.....☻

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