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Another Theatrical 'bit Of A Rant'
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Great afternoon - got last minute tickets for I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - ribs still hurting from laughing.
So why the rant?
Well ... I'm not a small bloke, so I sort of expect to be able to use all of my own seat. Which I was doing until the neighbouring seat was filled (and I mean filled) by a barrage balloon in female form.
Which then expanded over/under/round the dividing arm, into what I had fondly been regarding as my personal space.
I haven't sat so intimately close to a stranger for quite a while - every time she laughed my ribs went in and out too.
It wasn't nice & I just don't think it was fair or acceptable - at the very least she should have been on the end of a row, with room to expand into the aisle.
I should point out that the seats at the Hippo in Brum are actually a decent size - there was a decorous inch or two of space between me and my other (not small) neighbour.
I took action at half-time - building a wall under the seat arm with a borrowed bag and a couple of programmes - which caused some huffing and puffing from the whale, but preserved my privacy a bit.
Rant over
slightly squashed dave xx
So why the rant?
Well ... I'm not a small bloke, so I sort of expect to be able to use all of my own seat. Which I was doing until the neighbouring seat was filled (and I mean filled) by a barrage balloon in female form.
Which then expanded over/under/round the dividing arm, into what I had fondly been regarding as my personal space.
I haven't sat so intimately close to a stranger for quite a while - every time she laughed my ribs went in and out too.
It wasn't nice & I just don't think it was fair or acceptable - at the very least she should have been on the end of a row, with room to expand into the aisle.
I should point out that the seats at the Hippo in Brum are actually a decent size - there was a decorous inch or two of space between me and my other (not small) neighbour.
I took action at half-time - building a wall under the seat arm with a borrowed bag and a couple of programmes - which caused some huffing and puffing from the whale, but preserved my privacy a bit.
Rant over
slightly squashed dave xx
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God sunny dave where would we be in AB without the p+ssy answers ?
glad you had a good day
hippo at Brum good - at least where I sit
tell you what as a disabled, I watched as my keeper nearly got into a fight over well something in the AUDITORIUM ! full of
ere you trying to make something of this ?
me: I'm deaf - what did she say - did she say come outside and I will smack you stupid ?
Keeper: well yes she did actually
me - did she -god why dont people speak clearly ? which one you or me
keeper: both I think
glad you had a good day
hippo at Brum good - at least where I sit
tell you what as a disabled, I watched as my keeper nearly got into a fight over well something in the AUDITORIUM ! full of
ere you trying to make something of this ?
me: I'm deaf - what did she say - did she say come outside and I will smack you stupid ?
Keeper: well yes she did actually
me - did she -god why dont people speak clearly ? which one you or me
keeper: both I think
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