Svejk. Here is the joke about the boring sandwiches. Englishman, Scotsman and an Irish man are on the building site eating their sandwiches. Englishman says, this ham sandwich is so boring if I get give this again tomorrow I will throw myself off this building. Scotsman says, this haggis sandwich is so borning I this is in my lunch box tomorrow I will throw myself off this building, Irishman says, This tuna sandwich is so boring, if I get given another tomorrow I will throw myself off the building. Next day - same sandwiches - all three throw themselves to their deaths. At the coroner's inquest the story of what they had said came out. Paddy's wife said: That's very strange. He made his own sandwiches.......