Birthday "coming" Up Anyone?

[joggerjayne]

I've found you a book as a present, on Amazon ...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228

The obvious questions are just too obvious!

[joggerjayne]

Aaahh, so many gags.

Err, so to speak.

[Baldric]

What a great opening line . . . .

www.active.com/nutrition/.../healthy-holiday-cocktail-recipes-and-tips

Holiday cocktails are shaken with merriment. But many also come stirred with hidden sugar and calories.

[shoota]

Just DON'T look at this link - honestly.......
http://cookingwithcum.com/

[joggerjayne]

Did anyone else look?

:0o

[Baldric]

Too late, it's in the OP shoota

[joggerjayne]

Okay, but I mean ...

It has to be, you know ... like a seasoning ... rather than a main ingredient?

[tonyav]

Yeah, I did, that made me cum to my senses.

[shoota]

It was the bit under the bit that was in the op that I was suggesting that you shouldn't ever look at......
Crème Caramel anyone?

[snags]

Nothing new: they've been offering Hand Shandys down my local for years...

[retrocop]

"Spunkin Donuts" for anyone?

[joggerjayne]

They do them at my local too, snags.

http://www.thebrightonsauna.com/

That's "my" local only in the sense that its near where I live.

[joggerjayne]

I think "naked days all day Wednesday" is a bit of a giveaway.

[Slapshot]

Brilliant thread... recipe ideas...new cocktail ideas, tourist or should that be touwrist information for Brighton .... what more could you ask of a thread... ;0)

[joggerjayne]

It should become a regular thread, maybe.

:0)

[Baldric]

It could 'Run and Run'