I No Come Wok Today !

[McMouse]

Hung Chow calls his work and says "Hey, I no come wok
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come wok".

The boss says "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that".

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house".

[boxtops]

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[berniecuddles]

^^and?