Isn't The Human Body A Wonderful Machine

[Bazile]

I dreamt last night that i wanted to go for a pee .

I was in my old secondary school building - but every toilet i went into, something stopped me from having a pee - either it was filthy dirty or some other thing stopping me doing the business .

Soon afterwards i woke up and guess what - yes i am bursting to have a pee .
Isn't the body fantastic in stopping me from peeing in my pj's ?

This is a dream i have every so often in one form or another .

What recurring dream do you have ?

[berniecuddles]

you always want me on the naughty step cant we go elsewhere comfortable

[Peaspeculiars]

sorry Bernie, the sheds 'occupied' you two will have to stick to the step ;o}

[berniecuddles]

how's Albs not seen her lately mm

[murraymints]

hmmm....and think how naughty you are ! lol

[berniecuddles]

blimey peas you love that shed lol

[murraymints]

have not heard from albs...think her dongle has dangled !

[murraymints]

who's in the shed me wonders ?

[berniecuddles]

lol told her to use my dongle but its dangled too!

[berniecuddles]

boaty the stripper..!!

[Peaspeculiars]

Oi! naughty step now!

[whiskeryron]

All this talk of bed & physical activities, did you hear about the decorator & his girlfriend ? They fell out of bed & made it a mat finish.

[murraymints]

hail Mary...

[joggerjayne]

I must try to remember that mat finish gag, lol

[lady-janine]

nothing wrong with satin sheets, as long as they are really satin but silk is better.

[lady-janine]

minty how id you get off the naughty step? I thought you were chained to it.

[gness]

Never did enthrall you with my recurring dream, Baz!
It's really, really dull....I organise things....I see boxes or books or shoes and I have to get them in an order....then number them...and that's when I start talking and sometimes walking.
I used to wake MrG up to help me stack the boxes or whatever in size, colour weight order.
He would have to wake me up to stop me and I was always cross because he hadn't been doing his share of organising these....imaginary things...
Poor soul...he was patient.....☺

[Bazile]

crikey - you lot have been naughty

Psybbo
//Yes Baz, I'm still waiting...........for the champagne //

I've just taken delivery of a case of Dom Perignon - i'll put a couple of bottles on ice - why dont you come over later and i'll show you my etchings