It was in the Pit Head Baths tony.Some idiot thought it would be a good idea to give everybody a squirty bottle of surgical spirit to spray on their feet to combat athletes foot.It's not hard to imagine what it was like at the end of the shift with a couple of hundred naked men trying to get showered all armed with a squeezy bottle of spirits.
Errrr, how to put it?
Remember when you used to go to the cinema, and sit on the back row?
Well, cinema/picture cramp was a condition caused by buttoning your flies to your jacket. You stood up like a half shut pen knife.