Toilet Treason !

[tonyav]

Naughty Martine !
http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/news/i-used-queens-loo-mccutcheon

[flump1]

I think it was the lovely Martine doing her duty and a quality control test. Her Majesty must be comfortable when preforming 1 & 2 's so an accommodating lady is sent to sit upon the seat and test for leakage of one's loo.

[tonyav]

Yes flump, and to warm the seat.

[DTCwordfan]

No farts though - there's plenty of those in the Palace or at Windsor Castle.

[tonyav]

Of the older variety though, DT.

[flump1]

That's it Tone ...Martine deserves a medal for her efforts , a LBR ( Loo be ready)

[DTCwordfan]

An OBE me things, "Order of the Big Egg"......

[tonyav]

Most definitely, flump, and by royal appointment also.

[DTCwordfan]

nudge, nudge, she could keep Philip happy in little ways.