Anyone Up For A Threesome ????
A young chap is in a bar and gets talking to a stunning lady. She's a bit older than him (in her mid 40's), but that doesn't bother him. She's looked after herself very well and has a gorgeous figure and a beautiful smile - he's mesmerised.
Anyway at the end of the night, she asks him if he wants to go back to her house.
He can't believe his luck .... his mind starts wandering and he wonders if she's got a daughter. If the mother is this gorgeous - what would the daughter look like ??
As they are leaving the bar, she asks him if he fancied a mother-daughter threesome.
He can hardly contain his excitement and agrees readily.
As they approach her house, she opens the front door and shouts upstairs, "Mum, I'm home. Put your teeth in, I've found someone who's up for it ......"
Oh dear lol ............