Letters

[marval]

Paddy and Mick shared first prize of EU500,000 in the Irish Sweepstakes and were celebrating their winnings over a jar of stout.

"Paddy, I’ve been thinking," Mick said with a worried frown, "what will we do with all them begging' letters?"

"Aah to be sure," said Paddy, "we'll just go on sending 'em out."

[heathfield]

Oh dear. Still doing the rounds, I see!