just been woke up by some eejit who must have been up on the roof or something. Left all my windows open last night(just my luck) and 15 coppers were stood outside shouting up to him.
O thank god:
//Should have heard them, 'Michael, Michael, are you alright' 'talk to us mike, please'.
First name terms, no less. Probably a regular 'client'. //
thought they might have been chanting jjump jump - we wanna go back to bed.....
Morning sweaty. My remaining body parts are well thank you. xx
I would have thought a police cordon would have been no problem to tackle for a man of your talents