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Ehm, it's a Bosch Exxcel 1400 Express - WFO2865UK (it actually looks like WF0 on the back but I think that's just a German idiosyncrasy)
Drum sticker reads 17.12.2003 17:43:59, if you're into that sort of thing.
I've taken the top off and can't see anything missing - but it did sound as though it dropped from bottom to top yesterday.